How To Fuxwit Half A Billi (Play the Lotto)

Top 10 Things To Do With A Half Billion Buck$.

10.  Buy the majority stake in the New Orleans Hornets and rename them the Jazz... when the mormons freak out and get all up in your business dont worry, mormons dont even like jazz...

9. Buy 2 billion Mcdonalds chicken nuggets (or 2.5 billion Wendy's chicken nuggets those are straight fire) and feed a 3rd world country, preferably the Congo... we need more Ibaka's

8. Hit up Richard Branson and take you and 4 friends to space... 500 times
http://www.virgingalactic.com/

7. Buy an army of mercenaries and take over Fiji.  Own the 50 year storm brah!

I wish I had 500 mil...

6. Team up with George Lucas and buy the island of Vanuatu (990 mil).  You know you dont have to always invade a place to take it over...

5.  Hire John C. Reilly and Will Ferrel for your personal entertainment... think prestige worldwide and Nascar...

4. Buy this house...

The Hamptons ($170 million)

and this house...

The manor in LA ($150 million)

and this to fly you in between

V-22 Osprey ($122 million)

and have $58 million to spare...

3. Become Batman...

2. Take your army from Vanuatu or Fiji and invade Canada... trust me you will probably win

1.  Burn it

Lol

Final Audio Muramasa VIII Headphones

What? My headphones cost more than your car?

CNET - "These circumaural headphones are made of solid stainless steel and weigh 1.8 pounds. Large over-the-ears like the Monster Beats by Dr. Dre Studio don't even break a pound. They're also two-way headphones with both a tweeter and a full-range driver for each ear."

You won't be able to hear the haters through $8000 of stainless steel.  Buyer beware: I fully advocate beating down any doucher you see engaged in any form of exercise with these things on.

Got stacks? Cop a pair here.

Long Beach State Jerseys

Bros everywhere are scrambling to add this jersey to their summer wardrobe...

Penguins on Planes

LIP - "According to FOX, Pete and Penny are from SeaWorld and were on their way to New York for the premiere of the upcoming Discovery Channel/BBC series 'Frozen Planet.' 'Frozen Planet' is described as 'the ultimate portrait of our Earth’s polar regions,' according to the Associated Press and was four years in the making, coming from the team behind 'Planet Earth.' The show is set to premiere Sunday, March 18."

Yo Pete, I know you are a movie/tv star or whatever, but a tuxedo is a little pretentious for a flight.

Fun fact: Those penguins have flown first class more times than you.